May 2013
tommilsom:
theroachsalad:
saraunderthesea:
...
maths-sucks:
h0odrich:
someone was just born
I hope they’re hot
My Fandoms in a Quote
Sherlock: "We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants"
Doctor Who: "Bit of Earth, bit of alien, bit of...whatever the hell that is."
Harry Potter: "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed. Or worse, expelled."
Merlin: "I have fought griffins, witches, bandits. I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out Uther will have me executed. Sometimes I feel as though I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't know which way to turn."
Cabin Pressure: "'The customer is always: wrong, rude, late, witless, loud, drunk, thieving and sly.' I suppose ‘witless’ sort of covers stupid."
The Avengers: "Let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
Supernatural: "I'm sending death a damn fruit basket."
gayleaf:
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
horse-feces:
twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
alltimecrumpet:
rememberingthebeauty:
alltimecrumpet:
rememberingthebeauty:
I would just like to cuddle, drink tea, and watch musicals if that’s okay
I love all of those things. Why aren’t we best friends?
Good question! Why aren’t we?
Because I’m a buttmunch. :S sorry.
untaste:
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Yeah
Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a...
katskinx:
whatsafangirltodo:
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
BASICALLY.
populardad:
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
Cuddle buddy application
forever-a-bunn:
Name: Age: Gender: Big/little spoon: Favorite movie: Favorite band: Is it okay if I fall asleep: Are kisses allowed: Are pants required: When are you available for cuddles: My place or yours: Will you play with my hair:
hateruess:
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
tinychatter:
condorn:
*sneezes* sorry im allergic to DUMBASS
must be hard being allergic to yourself
wifipasswords:
im not even sassy im just an asshole
caelhammer:
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
