i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via nikktheconqueerer)

Timestamp: 1397885804

i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via nikktheconqueerer)

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

(Source: tyleroakley, via guy)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via lilyenigmabliss)

(Source: whatsleftofchristmas, via guy)

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via guy)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via lilyenigmabliss)

troyleroakley:

troyleroakley:

I know you two are going through the Troyler tag. I see you..twinks.

THE START OF AN ERA.

(via troyesbooty)

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

(via guy)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via magicalcookie)

Timestamp: 1397885177

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via magicalcookie)